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THE NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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*sekadar menconteng*

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  1. January 31, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Bagus la cik contributor ni.. rajin apdet.heh.

  2. January 31, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    ixora: poyo jeeeee contributer itu…blog sendiri sunyik je….ade bunyik cengkerik pun kengkadang….huhuhu

  3. نورنانا
    January 31, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    hehe…
    lyd..ko kena masuk kan unsur2 mus gak dlm ni..

    kat sini ko bleh la masuk lagu2 nasyid..

    oh ye..kat sini tempat ko jadik innocent gittew..

    kat blog ko, ko leh la ganas2 sket…

  4. February 1, 2008 at 7:30 am

    unsur2 mus tu ape ek? owh…am’r maaruf nahi mungkar itukah..dgn perisa ‘hitam nampak kemas’ sikit2..tak gitu….
    ok roger..pas ni aku tukar theme….mucs mode

    err…ganas kah aku di blog aku itu?…aku ingatkan aku nie lemah lembut orgnye….mesowshy
    wakakakakakakaka

  5. February 1, 2008 at 7:45 am

    owh… lyd ni awek mus ye???

  6. نورنانا
    February 1, 2008 at 8:08 am

    hak hak hak…
    jawab ko lyd..

  7. February 1, 2008 at 9:05 am

    waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

    cik lanun…waaaahhhh soalan panas tue…

    bukan…kami cuma kawan saje….

    p/s: macam terjah nas ahmad ….

  8. February 1, 2008 at 9:11 am

    nana: berdiri bulu tengkuk aku..wakakakakakkaka…

  9. ixora
    February 1, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Hak hak hak.. Takpe, bunyi cengkerik sekali sekala ok hape..

  10. February 1, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    ele..kalau awek pun ape salahnye… jgn lupe 15hb ni befday die! huhuhu..

  11. February 2, 2008 at 10:33 am

    ixora: tak lama lagi..cengkerik akan senyap sekejap

    lanun: wa….dik non…waduh..kamu inie….ia.birthday dia tak lama lagi…kanak2 cicir valentine day..

  12. February 3, 2008 at 9:36 am

    conteng2an ko itteww..
    salam pagi ahad bro!

  13. نورنانا
    February 4, 2008 at 9:14 am

    emm..15 bday mus n fadh…

  14. February 4, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    i received this email once! Very long time ago.

    Semua mcm betul je.

  15. February 4, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    14hb ni befday aku plak… haha.. aku tidak tercicir ye..

  16. February 4, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    blackdot: hm…memang…email ginih memang beser2 nampak…hmm…betul..betul….

    lanun: ececeh….kamu promote itu birthday!!!tahniah..kamu bukan kekanak cicir

  17. نورنانا
    February 6, 2008 at 9:46 am

    owh, ye ke lanun??
    comel gittew lahir 14 feb..

    kira nya ko ni org2 yg spesel la, lahir dalam bulan cinta ni..

  18. February 7, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    lydia: teruskan mengupdate ye.. aku support ko dari belakang. caiyok2!! v(^_^)v

    lanun: lydia ni awek saya masa kecik2 dulu.. kan lydia kan? sekarang saya solo-molo je.. ada calon? hehe..

  19. February 8, 2008 at 8:04 pm

    Lanun:iyelatu sila percaya kata2 mucs itu.dia scandal kanak2 aku.
    Mucs:aku rasa mcm sekadar menconteng aje mucs.hihiheuheu

  20. February 11, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN : 3 DAYS LEFT

    HAHAHHA

  21. February 12, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    lydia: conteng pun conteng la.. aku nak conteng pun tade masa sekarang ni 😛

    lanun: ceh, siap pakai huruf besar lagi..

  22. نورنانا
    February 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    korg kan dh nak jadik cik-enche jubli perak..
    1/4 dr 100 tahun…
    tua kan??

  23. February 13, 2008 at 5:26 am

    mana de tua.. life begins at 40 la.. hahha..

    btw,

    BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN : 1 DAY LEFT

  24. February 13, 2008 at 11:33 am

    nana: tua juga.. but i don’t mind..

    lanun: life begins at 40 for men only ye.. anda jangan perasan.. haha..

  25. November 23, 2008 at 1:56 am

    agak betul lah.. hehe…
    i copy and paste kat blog i taw…. but i letak la credit name u k…

  26. November 23, 2008 at 9:48 am

    puteri: which name u credit it to anyway….blog owner or contributor?

    (cubaan giler glamer)

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