biru,merah,hijau,kelabu,biru air laut

ape kaler cat ghumah korang ghayer tahun ini?…

biru?

merah?

hijau?

kaler 5 tahun lepas?

kaler tahun lepas?

hehe…

bila raya ramai yg semangat nak tukar kaler rumah..ade yang kesah…ade yang tak kesah..

kalau yang kesah tu siap nak make sure matching ngan kaler pintulah..kaler gate la…kaler langsir la….kalau boleh..alas kaki pun kena matching!!

hehe..tahun ini rumah ku tidak berganti cat..tahun lepas itupun elok lagi….macam2 kaler ade kat taman aku..yang striking pun ade..senang org nak carik gamaknye……

kenapa aku cerita pasal cat….sebab…mucs mengingatkan aku pasal cat semalam…

hehehehehe

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setelah sekian lama kau tak hapdet mus….

THE NEW GENERAL MATHEMATICS

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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hak hak hak hak….

p/s: semalam aku tgk sweeney todd…terlalu layan sampai tertido2….whawhahwa…