ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =…..divorce
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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*sekadar menconteng*
Bagus la cik contributor ni.. rajin apdet.heh.
ixora: poyo jeeeee contributer itu…blog sendiri sunyik je….ade bunyik cengkerik pun kengkadang….huhuhu
hehe…
lyd..ko kena masuk kan unsur2 mus gak dlm ni..
kat sini ko bleh la masuk lagu2 nasyid..
oh ye..kat sini tempat ko jadik innocent gittew..
kat blog ko, ko leh la ganas2 sket…
unsur2 mus tu ape ek? owh…am’r maaruf nahi mungkar itukah..dgn perisa ‘hitam nampak kemas’ sikit2..tak gitu….
ok roger..pas ni aku tukar theme….mucs mode
err…ganas kah aku di blog aku itu?…aku ingatkan aku nie lemah lembut orgnye….mesowshy
wakakakakakakaka
owh… lyd ni awek mus ye???
hak hak hak…
jawab ko lyd..
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….
cik lanun…waaaahhhh soalan panas tue…
bukan…kami cuma kawan saje….
p/s: macam terjah nas ahmad ….
nana: berdiri bulu tengkuk aku..wakakakakakkaka…
Hak hak hak.. Takpe, bunyi cengkerik sekali sekala ok hape..
ele..kalau awek pun ape salahnye… jgn lupe 15hb ni befday die! huhuhu..
ixora: tak lama lagi..cengkerik akan senyap sekejap
lanun: wa….dik non…waduh..kamu inie….ia.birthday dia tak lama lagi…kanak2 cicir valentine day..
conteng2an ko itteww..
salam pagi ahad bro!
emm..15 bday mus n fadh…
i received this email once! Very long time ago.
Semua mcm betul je.
14hb ni befday aku plak… haha.. aku tidak tercicir ye..
blackdot: hm…memang…email ginih memang beser2 nampak…hmm…betul..betul….
lanun: ececeh….kamu promote itu birthday!!!tahniah..kamu bukan kekanak cicir
owh, ye ke lanun??
comel gittew lahir 14 feb..
kira nya ko ni org2 yg spesel la, lahir dalam bulan cinta ni..
[...] a little time on this, I’d like to say thanks to cik Lydia for her contributions; here and here. Until I could spend more time for a proper update, [...]
lydia: teruskan mengupdate ye.. aku support ko dari belakang. caiyok2!! v(^_^)v
lanun: lydia ni awek saya masa kecik2 dulu.. kan lydia kan? sekarang saya solo-molo je.. ada calon? hehe..
Lanun:iyelatu sila percaya kata2 mucs itu.dia scandal kanak2 aku.
Mucs:aku rasa mcm sekadar menconteng aje mucs.hihiheuheu
BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN : 3 DAYS LEFT
HAHAHHA
lydia: conteng pun conteng la.. aku nak conteng pun tade masa sekarang ni
lanun: ceh, siap pakai huruf besar lagi..
korg kan dh nak jadik cik-enche jubli perak..
1/4 dr 100 tahun…
tua kan??
mana de tua.. life begins at 40 la.. hahha..
btw,
BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN : 1 DAY LEFT
[...] from mucs’s blog. quite interesting…and suprisingly, almost accurate. hehehe…no [...]
nana: tua juga.. but i don’t mind..
lanun: life begins at 40 for men only ye.. anda jangan perasan.. haha..
agak betul lah.. hehe…
i copy and paste kat blog i taw…. but i letak la credit name u k…
puteri: which name u credit it to anyway….blog owner or contributor?
(cubaan giler glamer)