Ayat-Ayat Power Mr. Samy

I don’t know whether these are his true words or not, but they’re so funny and hilarious..!!

• Samy Vellu on PosLaju: “BESOK KIRIM, HARI INI SAMPAI”
• On TV when trying to say he was ashamed, he said: “Kemaluan saya besar”
• Samy said in a ceramah “Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orang-orang kampong di sini”. One pakcik asked, “Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?” and Samy glorious replied, “Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!”
• Samy’s favorite quote on national television for the decade is this lah: “Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!”
• Semasa krisis air: “semua orang diminta jangan membuang aiyerr..!”
• Tentang masalah sosial: “..orang-orang muda sekarang banyak hisap dada..”
• Semasa kempen derma darah Sungai Siput:”..marilah kita semua menderma dara..”
• Semasa memberi ucapan dipelbagai function: “…selamat datang saudara-mara semua..” (sebenarnya saudara-saudari)
• During the height of the al-arqam saga, he said in a press conference, “Saya gembira bahawa didapati tiada pemuda MIC terlibat dalam kes arqam..”
• At an opening ceremony: “Mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas untuk membuka kain”
• Commenting about his modesty: “sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar”

Credit: The handsome picture of YB. Dato Seri S. Samy Vellu above is courtesy of copyright © 2003 Malaysian Indian Congress.